25 February 2011

More theological insights

Can beauty exist without its opposite? Can good exist without evil? Can derpants exist without underpants? Questions like these have puzzled philosophers for millennia, but thanks to some groundbreaking philosophical research by Prof K Perry from the Super Hot Institute of Theology, it can be conclusively demonstrated that apparently opposite attributes can be present in the one individual contemporaneously.

The implications for theology are obvious.

4 comments:

  1. So --- she took up with Russell Brand when she was on the rebound from Elmo--that makes a degree of sense.

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  2. Apparently she caused controversy when she kissed a squirrel and liked it. A reference to Elmo?

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  3. Well, if you guys ever face redundancy, I'm glad to see you could feature in your own sitcom

    Nicola

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